I have something that is technically a game. In a re-imagining of an arcade classic, you play as a frog stuck in a pond at the middle of a busy roundabout.

It's playable, with some minor annoyances: * If you lose then you just get unceremoniously booted back to the start * If you win then the game simply crashes * The motion in the game makes it literally physically nauseating

Apart from that things are going pretty well.

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