{"author_name":"mahalis","cat":"LD #33","comments":[],"epoch":1440280320,"likes":3,"metadata":{"p_key":"14908","p_author":"mahalis","p_authorkey":"46778","p_urlkey":"50176","p_title":"Boats!","p_cat":"LD #33","p_event":"LD33","p_time":"1440280320","p_likes":"3","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"46778","us_name":"mahalis","us_username":"\/author\/mahalis\/","event_start":"1440115200","event_key":"29","event_name":"LD33"},"text":"

You are a\u00a0sea monster, working tirelessly to\u00a0scuttle the supply ships bringing vital things to the\u00a0village on the shore. Latch onto boats with your many tentacles, drag them into each other, and send their crew and cargo to a watery grave.<\/p>\n

\"boats\"<\/p>\n

Each boat will be labeled with what it\u2019s carrying, for instance \u201creading-lamp oil\u201d, \u201cbunny medicine\u201d, and \u201corphan food\u201d. You\u2019re really not a\u00a0nice creature.<\/p>","time":"August 22nd, 2015 4:52 pm","title":"Boats!"}