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Scientist discover cheese at the moon's core! An exploratory driller crew has been sent out to harvest the goods.

Oh hello friend, yes, the prophecies are true. You've found the moon cheese thread. Do YOU wanna learn to harvest moon cheese and learn to do other things GOOD too?

Well, you're in luck, give my compo game a try :)

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/48/blue-cheese-lunar-descent