Ever felt lonely? Wish you would *make* friends easily? We have something for you.

The Friend Maker Gun, or FMG for you all acronym-lovers, will turn your enemy into your best friend, throwing their life for you.

For example you are on a lone mission to take over an entire red army base, shoot the FMG at a few of them and voila, you make a blue army in no time.

Only $9,999,999.95 for a limited time!

Not convinced yet? look at those pretty screenshots and try it out NOW for FREE!

That big blue dude is an enemy commander converted into a friend (he just got killed through, you can say he is dying of boundless love for you)

Always use a friend as shield.