{"author_name":"Tavrox","cat":"LD #32","comments":[{"author_name":"kikaz","time":"April 18, 2015 10:26 am","epoch":1429370760,"text":"WTF !","spam":"N"}],"epoch":1429367040,"likes":4,"metadata":{"p_key":"19669","p_author":"Tavrox","p_authorkey":"19093","p_urlkey":"54999","p_title":"sperm simulator","p_cat":"LD #32","p_event":"LD32","p_time":"1429367040","p_likes":"4","p_comments":"1","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"19093","us_name":"Tavrox","us_username":"tavrox","event_start":"1429228800","event_key":"27","event_name":"LD32"},"text":"<p>Hi there. My game pitch was :<\/p>\n <p><strong>You play as an homosexual spy who kills his target by masturbating them to death in a rythym game<\/strong><\/p>\n <p>and becomes<\/p>\n <p><strong>You play as a killer for hire who kills his target by masturbating them to death in a rythym game<\/strong><\/p>\n <p>homosexual was a useless and not really cool indication, plus there was no spy and it could be misleading.<\/p>\n <p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n <p><a href=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/2015\/04\/18\/sperm-simulator\/spermparticles\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-446780\"><img class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-446780\" src=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/spermparticles-550x358.png\" alt=\"spermparticles\" width=\"550\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/spermparticles-300x195.png 300w, http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/spermparticles-550x358.png 550w, http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/spermparticles.png 558w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n <p>So I had fun trying to make an &#8220;ejaculation&#8221; simulator. When you think about it, sperm doesn&#8217;t come regularly and can act a little randomly so I tried to put a little in those bursts.<\/p>\n <p>Also made a quite simple sprite for sperm, it&#8217;s not really fluid like but it&#8217;ll make the thing for LD.<\/p>\n <p>Gui is nicely advanced, game design on a good way, I&#8217;ll boost a little on programming now. Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;ll come back to you ppl for the sounds, it&#8217;ll be fun \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n <p>&nbsp;<\/p>","time":"April 18th, 2015 9:24 am","title":"sperm simulator"}