Did you forget your most conventional weapon? Doesn’t it hurt when somebody says: “You are ugly and stupid”? Doesn’t it make you healthier when somebody says: “You are as vigorous as an elephant”? In my game, you will be the one who says these things.

You are ugly and stupid – insult, multiple, insult; -3 total

You are as vigorous as an elephant – praise, eloquent, comparison, fitting; +4 total

P.S. I’m ill and coughy and sneezy now, so some good words are appreciated!