Help Wanted!
Hey there aspiring drone pilots! Are you looking for an unpaid internship that will suck the life out of you? Do you want to work for a company that doesn't value your time or sanity? Well, have we got the opportunity for you!
Join the QWOPCopterCo Family Today!
As a drone pilot delivery service intern, you will be responsible for navigating our fleet of malfunctioning drones through dangerous terrain and delivering packages to customers who may or may not want them! Here are some of the qualifications we're looking for:
- Willingness to work long, unpaid hours, because who needs money when you have "experience," right?
- Ability to work in poor lighting and poorly ventilated areas, because we like to keep our interns guessing about whether they're inside or outside.
- Tolerance for damp conditions, because we haven't quite figured out how to fix the leaking roof in our drone storage facility.
- The opportunity to develop new skills, such as how to duck and cover when a drone crashes or how to explain to an angry customer why their package is a week late.
So if you're ready to sacrifice your time, energy, and sanity for an internship that may or may not lead to a paid position (but probably not), then apply now to join our team of overworked and unpaid drone pilot delivery service interns!