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But no.\n- Kittens building a snowmen on the floating island\n- You are the player\n- Levitating Landmasses\n- Game Grumps\n- Game Grumps 2\n- Never gonna give you up\n- Never gonna let you down\n- Sacrifices must NOT be made\n- Table cloth shenanigans\n- Bibiddi Bobiddi Boo\n- Guns & Math\n- Ghost of Ludum Dare 56's Past\n- Theme\n- Insert insightful contradiction here\n- The slope of eggshells\n- Rodent Of Unusual Size\n- The Hopelessly Sad Story of the Hideous End of the World\n- The Weirdest Gameshow\n\n## Generic things that every game should have anyways\n- Multiple Possibilities\n- Risk vs Reward\n- Things Have Changed\n- A Hard Choice\n- Options\n- Two ways to win\n- Unintended effects\n- Choice that changes everything\n\n## Now you\u2019re just being masochistic...\n- Wall of text\n- Unusual Controls\n- You can't play it\n- One button control **\/** One Action\n- Sticky Keys\n- Random physics\n- Convoluted process\n- 1 Hit\n- Waiting in Line\n- Begin at the end\n- Unbeatable\n- Zero players\n- No keyboard allowed\n- Disorganize\n- Game within a Game\n- Shake\n- Only 40 Buttons\n\n## The \u2018Everywhere I see his face\u2019 Awards\n![8lspog.jpg](\/\/\/raw\/ad9\/41\/z\/60aa3.jpg)\n- Themes that play on light and dark\n- Themes about chains (for some reason...)\n- Themes about having to go fast or not being able to slow down\n- Themes where time stands still or is manipulated\n- Rome (and yes, NOW I think about it daily, thank you for that...)\n- Themes where time is currency, life, etc...\n- Themes where something is behind you and\/or you cant look back\n- Themes where up is down, and gravity is backwards, and left is right, etc\u2026\n\n## Bad, but would make development easier.\n![ThinkingAbout.png](\/\/\/raw\/ad9\/41\/z\/60aa6.png)\n### (Also the emotional stages of making a jam game)\n- No sound\n- No text\n- No words\n- Completely unnecessary features\n- Cutting corners\n- Cram it in\n- Broken rules\n- Cheating is the only way\n- Don't use logic\n- The bug is a feature\n- Nothing makes sense\n- Contratulations, you lose!\n- You're not supposed to win\n- Lol idk\n- Faking\n- Everything is on fire\n- Chronic Insanity\n- We're doomed\n- How to make a profitable game","comments":2,"comments-timestamp":"2024-04-07T17:25:48Z","created":"2024-04-06T15:41:18Z","files":[],"files-timestamp":0,"id":384518,"love":28,"love-timestamp":"2024-04-09T03:37:23Z","meta":[],"modified":"2024-04-09T03:37:23Z","name":"The Average Slaughter Awards","node-timestamp":"2024-04-06T16:18:16Z","parent":384517,"parents":[1,5,9,383062,384517],"path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/55\/$384517\/the-average-slaughter-awards","published":"2024-04-06T16:18:16Z","scope":"public","slug":"the-average-slaughter-awards","subsubtype":"","subtype":"","type":"post","version":1195778},"node_metadata":{"n_key":"384518","n_urlkey":"439325","n_parent":"384517","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/55\/$384517\/the-average-slaughter-awards","n_slug":"the-average-slaughter-awards","n_type":"post","n_subtype":"","n_subsubtype":"","n_author":"84442","n_created":"1712418078","n_modified":"1712633843","n_version":"1195778","n_status":"WAYBACK"},"source_url":"https:\/\/ldjam.com\/events\/ludum-dare\/55\/$384517\/the-average-slaughter-awards","text":"![Screenshot 2024-04-06 094012.png](\/\/\/raw\/ad9\/41\/z\/60aa2.png)\n\n## My Favorites\n- No Land\n- No weapon fight\n- Shovel\n- Myths\/Legends\/Folklore\n- Make A New Genre\n- We need more water\n- Why won't it stop?\n- Rhymes with: Cat\n- Just a Little Guy\n- small, Medium, LARGE\n- [NO_THEME] **\/** [insert theme here]\n- Frog-like\n\n## Would be fun to see what people make\n- Groovy\n- Extremely Aggressive Locals\n- Mission Failed Successfully\n- Oh No! The consequences of my own actions?!\n- Niche Internet Subculture\n- Can't kill you but wishes it could\n- Edgar Allan POW!\n- Worst friend\n- Useless\n- The critters are coming!\n- We don't talk about that one\n- That was awful... Lets do it again\n- Stupid achievements\n- Bart\n- In a Tin Can\n- Bad Roommates\n\n## Fun for 1 but not 100\n- Pumping Iron\n- Drop the bass\n- Lofi Vibes\n- Creepy Cats\n- Axe before questions\n- Downpour\n- The cake is a lie!\n- 1950s B-Grade Science Fiction\n- Ducks are psycho\n- Bath tub\n\n## Had to look it up, but sounds interesting\n- Onomatopoeia\n- Kessler Syndrome\n\n## I appreciate the sentiment... But no.\n- Kittens building a snowmen on the floating island\n- You are the player\n- Levitating Landmasses\n- Game Grumps\n- Game Grumps 2\n- Never gonna give you up\n- Never gonna let you down\n- Sacrifices must NOT be made\n- Table cloth shenanigans\n- Bibiddi Bobiddi Boo\n- Guns & Math\n- Ghost of Ludum Dare 56's Past\n- Theme\n- Insert insightful contradiction here\n- The slope of eggshells\n- Rodent Of Unusual Size\n- The Hopelessly Sad Story of the Hideous End of the World\n- The Weirdest Gameshow\n\n## Generic things that every game should have anyways\n- Multiple Possibilities\n- Risk vs Reward\n- Things Have Changed\n- A Hard Choice\n- Options\n- Two ways to win\n- Unintended effects\n- Choice that changes everything\n\n## Now you\u2019re just being masochistic...\n- Wall of text\n- Unusual Controls\n- You can't play it\n- One button control **\/** One Action\n- Sticky Keys\n- Random physics\n- Convoluted process\n- 1 Hit\n- Waiting in Line\n- Begin at the end\n- Unbeatable\n- Zero players\n- No keyboard allowed\n- Disorganize\n- Game within a Game\n- Shake\n- Only 40 Buttons\n\n## The \u2018Everywhere I see his face\u2019 Awards\n![8lspog.jpg](\/\/\/raw\/ad9\/41\/z\/60aa3.jpg)\n- Themes that play on light and dark\n- Themes about chains (for some reason...)\n- Themes about having to go fast or not being able to slow down\n- Themes where time stands still or is manipulated\n- Rome (and yes, NOW I think about it daily, thank you for that...)\n- Themes where time is currency, life, etc...\n- Themes where something is behind you and\/or you cant look back\n- Themes where up is down, and gravity is backwards, and left is right, etc\u2026\n\n## Bad, but would make development easier.\n![ThinkingAbout.png](\/\/\/raw\/ad9\/41\/z\/60aa6.png)\n### (Also the emotional stages of making a jam game)\n- No sound\n- No text\n- No words\n- Completely unnecessary features\n- Cutting corners\n- Cram it in\n- Broken rules\n- Cheating is the only way\n- Don't use logic\n- The bug is a feature\n- Nothing makes sense\n- Contratulations, you lose!\n- You're not supposed to win\n- Lol idk\n- Faking\n- Everything is on fire\n- Chronic Insanity\n- We're doomed\n- How to make a profitable game","title":"The Average Slaughter Awards","wayback_source":[]}