Thank you everyone for taking the time to play and review my game! Nobody found my easter egg (or at least commented on it), so that's still out for discovery. There is a hint toward the end of the game's description (and apt for this time of year)...

Well, we took 657th, but 50th in humor is a huge compliment, so I'll take it!

Thanks also to the people who ran the compo; I can't wait to participate next time.