{"author_name":"hexagore","cat":"LD #32","comments":[],"epoch":1427448660,"likes":2,"metadata":{"p_key":"21431","p_author":"hexagore","p_authorkey":"34027","p_urlkey":"56781","p_title":"Mini-LD #58 \u2013 Blorf Pong","p_cat":"LD #32","p_event":"LD32","p_time":"1427448660","p_likes":"2","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"34027","us_name":"hexagore","us_username":"hexagore","event_start":"1429228800","event_key":"27","event_name":"LD32"},"text":"<p>Hello. Have you ever wanted to play Pong but thought to yourself, &#8220;The problem with Pong is that it doesn&#8217;t make me feel sick!&#8221;?<\/p>\n <p>I can fix that for you. Oh boy, and how.<\/p>\n <p>Made in a few hours just for the sheer perverse pleasure of making something nausea inducingly\u00a0horrible, I give you Blorf Pong.<\/p>\n <p><a href=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/blorf-point.png\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-435195\" src=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/blorf-point-300x165.png\" alt=\"blorf-point\" width=\"300\" height=\"165\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/blorf-point-300x165.png 300w, http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/blorf-point-550x303.png 550w, http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/blorf-point.png 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n <p><\/a>Features:<\/p>\n <ul>\n <li>An AI that will almost certainly never let you win.<\/li>\n <li>Dodgy collision detection on the paddles<\/li>\n <li>Music that will give you nightmares<\/li>\n <li>Post-processing shaders that will make you physically ill.<\/li>\n <\/ul>\n <p>I think it&#8217;s a masterpiece.\u00a0Blorf yourself to Pongy Oblivion on it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/minild-58\/?action=preview&amp;uid=34027\">MiniLD entry page<\/a>.<\/p>","time":"March 27th, 2015 4:31 am","title":"Mini-LD #58 \u2013 Blorf Pong"}