You are a contestant on the intergalactic game show “Non-Energy Based Lifeforms Dodge the Boagies!”.  It beams down live from G’Ngengulon IV and it’s broadcast on IDTV (Interdimensional Televsion) for the entertainment of Ascended Beings all throughout the galaxy.  It’s on tv,  a poor attempt on my part to not interpret the theme too literally. This is a Boagie.  They are primitive energy based creatures that annihilate upon contact with matter.  If they getcha, you die in the ensuing explosion.  The mechanics are coming along nicely and are mostly done.  I spent a little too much time worrying about every tiny detail with them and as a result I haven’t spent much time actually building the game part of the game.  NOW TIME FOR MORE COFFEE