{"author_name":"dynastic","cat":"LD #31","comments":[],"epoch":1417907760,"likes":0,"metadata":{"p_key":"23695","p_author":"dynastic","p_authorkey":"504335","p_urlkey":"59093","p_title":"Who wants to watch a fifteen year old get frustrated and laugh about convention?","p_cat":"LD #31","p_event":"LD31","p_time":"1417907760","p_likes":"0","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"504335","us_name":"dynastic","us_username":"dynastic","event_start":"1417737600","event_key":"26","event_name":"LD31"},"text":"<p>Watch me crack up about destroying children.<\/p>\n <p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitch.tv\/laxeot\">http:\/\/www.twitch.tv\/laxeot<\/a><\/p>","time":"December 6th, 2014 6:16 pm","title":"Who wants to watch a fifteen year old get frustrated and laugh about convention?"}