{"author_name":"VEM311","cat":"LD #31","comments":[{"author_name":"KunoNoOni","time":"December 3, 2014 10:21 pm","epoch":1417663260,"text":"So you have heard of the Turducken! Such an evil creature it is&#8230;","spam":"N"}],"epoch":1417655280,"likes":0,"metadata":{"p_key":"25465","p_author":"VEM311","p_authorkey":"503992","p_urlkey":"60882","p_title":"I\u2019m in","p_cat":"LD #31","p_event":"LD31","p_time":"1417655280","p_likes":"0","p_comments":"1","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"503992","us_name":"vem311","us_username":"vem311","event_start":"1417737600","event_key":"26","event_name":"LD31"},"text":"<p>I&#8217;m in like a chicken stuffed in a duck inside a turkey.<\/p>","time":"December 3rd, 2014 8:08 pm","title":"I\u2019m in"}