Since this isn’t a theme, it’s a vague “make anything” crapfest, it’s time for:

CONNECTING THE WORLDS OF DENTISTRY AND CAR RACING

Already have 2 graphics done.  Placeholder or not, don’t care, going with this.

Hmm need a font… and Swankypaint seems to have decided that it can’t render (:  It is protesting the crap theme!  But no worries, I will fix.