(working title, I dunno)

Alright, I’m done for tonight, I think. I’ve been plodding along all day and don’t feel I’ve gotten as far as I need to be. Energy levels just dropped somewhere along the line. Hopefully the looming-deadline effect will kick in tomorrow.

The concept of the game is that you’re Jesus, and one of your apostles has rocked up with 5000 people and expects you pull some kind of fucking miracle or something and feed them all. Wanker. Anyway, he gives you one loaf of bread and a fish and tells you the party is on in the evening.

You could tell him to go fuck himself, but you’re Jesus and you have a reputation to protect, so somehow you need to multiply your supply of bread and fish by a lot. Unfortunately, miracles don’t just happen on the drop of a hat. You’re doing it the hard way.

And so you’re meant to trade with other people for things they want until you’ve multiplied your bread and fish to the required amount.

This idea sounded less ambitious in the morning, but oh well.

With all apologies to Jesus, here’s Jesus: