{"author_name":"Laelien","cat":"LD #27","comments":[],"epoch":1377899520,"likes":1,"metadata":{"p_key":"38031","p_author":"Laelien","p_authorkey":"25981","p_urlkey":"73647","p_title":"I\u2019M TOTALLY POST-MORTING RIGHT NOW","p_cat":"LD #27","p_event":"LD27","p_time":"1377899520","p_likes":"1","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"25981","us_name":"Laelien","us_username":"laelien","event_start":"1377216000","event_key":"18","event_name":"LD27"},"text":"<p>Please just don&#8217;t ask why I feel like all my titles should be in uppercase, there is absolutely no valid reason. Anyway.<\/p>\n <p>Last week was my first Ludum Dare, and, actually, my first game at all. I had been learning Lua for at least two weeks before doing this, so one might say I was an absolute expert. Expert of newbies, that is.<\/p>\n <p>But, hey, I&#8217;m actually really glad ! Here&#8217;s how things went :<\/p>\n <p>&#8211; Roughly five minutes after the theme was revealed, I had my idea and it didn&#8217;t change. One of my massive flaws is that I tend to want to do too much, and it&#8217;s not really something one can do during a jam. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n <p>&#8211; Ten hours after that, the game was functional. Ugly, boring, just as fun as a Derrick episode. ( [&#8230;] I just Googled Derrick&#8230; 90 minutes later I&#8217;m reading stuff about Mount Everest and Ice Age 4. Dang, back on topic. ) But it was still a game.<\/p>\n <p>&#8211; Actually the 38-or-so next hours were mainly me procrastinating, adding one or two features when I felt like it. One of the most memorable was the recording of the sounds&#8230; 5 AM on sunday with half of Bapteme du Jeu sleeping next door, and me, yelling in Hugo&#8217;s mic&#8230; Realized halfway through that I was being REALLY loud, hence the weird &#8221; one &#8220;.<\/p>\n <p>&#8211; And finally, during the last hour, I added level 5. Just because of one or two people who beat the game like it wasn&#8217;t more complicated that toasting bread. Please, understand. My PRIDE was at stake here. And that&#8217;s why you&#8217;re all suffering on level 5 &#8211; for the few brave ones who endured my hellish voice until then, that is.<\/p>\n <p>Notice that I&#8217;m not mentioning sleep. That&#8217;s because I didn&#8217;t get any rest. For 65 hours. Except for a ten minutes nap, waiting for my computer to reboot. I think it&#8217;s a pretty good way to jam, if you manage to do it and not procrastinate too much&#8230; Well no okay it was dumb. But still, I&#8217;ve been pretty productive, and it&#8217;s great !<\/p>\n <p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n <p>What went right :<\/p>\n <ul>\n <li>The concept, found in a few minutes, and pretty interesting ( that&#8217;s what I thought in the beginning. Actually it was the opposite of original, but I&#8217;d rather set my goals to &#8221; feasible &#8221; rather than &#8221; Hell yeah, if you&#8217;ve got a ten people team on coke for two weeks, you might make it &#8221; )<\/li>\n <li>The graphics. Honestly. They&#8217;re plain simple, it&#8217;s pixel art, but compared to what I used to do not so long ago, it&#8217;s like comparing Picasso and Da Vinci.<\/li>\n <li>The sounds. I first thought &#8221; Hey, let&#8217;s be stupid. I can&#8217;t make any sound by myself, right ? Rather than using the excellent sfxr, why not do something awful, yet fun ? &#8221; Several people at Bapteme du Jeu said they wanted to see how it turned out, so here it is.<\/li>\n <li>The difficulty. Just what I wanted it to be. You end a level ( except level 1, but it&#8217;s a Field trip after all ) with 3 to 0 seconds worth of fuel left, and level 5 can be quite hard, even though you can get through with your hands tied behind your back provided you know where you&#8217;re going.<\/li>\n <li>The fun. Oh god the fun. I had fun making this game, I had fun playing this game, and above all I had fun watching people playing this game ( and getting crazy ). Nothing&#8217;s more satisfying, as far as I&#8217;m concerned, than a man in a hurry, late on his project, still sitting in front of your computer, yelling OKAY I&#8217;M TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE IT TO THE END THIS TIME, to end up laughing as hell because of the game over screen and the overdone explosion. But, hey, there&#8217;s no kill like overkill, right ? It&#8217;s <em>supernuclear <\/em>I told you.<\/li>\n <\/ul>\n <p>What went wrong :<\/p>\n <ul>\n <li>Jeez, I couldn&#8217;t code properly to save my life. Had to make several corrections, because the game tended to blow computers up after a few minutes. Turns out that big ass sign on the top of love.graphics pages isn&#8217;t just for show. At least I know now. Thanks to everyone who helped me on this by the way \ud83d\ude1b<\/li>\n <li>My focus. I&#8217;ve never been able to focus more than a few minutes in front of my code, but in a room full of people working on ideas, it&#8217;s like being 9 again with the latest Pokemon game in the middle of history class. Try and stay focused now. Probably made worse by the lack of sleep.<\/li>\n <li>The ending. I planned to have Earth FUCKING BLOW UP at the end of the game, like an ultimate laugh at the player&#8217;s expense, saying &#8221; <em>Oh, you&#8217;ve made it out ? Cool story. Boom.<\/em> *cue Earth Shattering Kaboom* &#8221; I even had the graphics, or at least a draft, but ended up being 100% unproductive when it came down to &#8221; Do or do not &#8220;. So I made level 5 instead. Which is, I think, for the best.<\/li>\n <li>And I think that&#8217;s all&#8230; Well I&#8217;ll probably think of a thousand more details, but I&#8217;m going to start pretending I have self-esteem now.<\/li>\n <\/ul>\n <p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n <p>And that&#8217;s for me. I hope nobody got mad at the Game Over messages, they&#8217;re meant to be stupid and humorous, like the rest of the game, I actually love you all \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n <p>Count on me to come again for the next LD or so, I really enjoyed this experience. And for the lucky ones who haven&#8217;t blown up their share or SUPERNUCLEAR PHYSICALLY UNREALISTIC HELICOPTERS yet in Hellish Copter, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/ludum-dare-27\/?action=preview&amp;uid=25981\">follow the evil rabbit<\/a> !<\/p>\n <p>PS : Some grammar mistakes might have occurred during the writing of this text. Please do not take them into account, since, you know, I&#8217;m french and stuff, and french people suck a languages. ( <em>They do<\/em>. )\u00a0 Feel free to correct me if you like ; that&#8217;s how one gets better, whether at languages&#8230; or game making !<\/p>\n <div id=\"attachment_293536\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/hellishcopter2.png\"><img class=\"size-medium wp-image-293536\" alt=\"We will honor Hellish Copter's pilot's heroic sacrifice. May he rest in pieces.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/hellishcopter2-300x235.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"235\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">We will honor Hellish Copter&#8217;s pilot&#8217;s heroic sacrifice. May he rest in pieces.<\/p><\/div>\n \n <p>Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/tag\/post-mortem\/\" rel=\"tag\">post-mortem<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/tag\/postmortem\/\" rel=\"tag\">postmortem<\/a><\/p>","time":"August 30th, 2013 4:52 pm","title":"I\u2019M TOTALLY POST-MORTING RIGHT NOW"}