Didn’t have much time this weekend, but can’t resist trying to put something together. So, to make things easy I’m doing a parody game.

Introducing my game – Rockemon: Walkabout – Just as you thought Pokemon:Go couldn’t get any more exciting, I bring you the Stone-age version (ancient technology, get it?).

The game includes:

• Absolutely pointless and mind-numbing up-leveling
• Visit Rockestops to gather throwing rocks, throwing leaves and throwing sticks
• Visit Caves to train your pet rocks – throw your rocks into the cave to see them not do much of anything
• Do some walking about and find pet rocks!
• Play “rock, leaf, stick” to catch pet rocks (rock breaks stick, leaf wraps rock, stick punches through leaf)
• Cutting edge graphics, including but not limited to: hand-crafted 3D models done by a total n00b (me!) in Blender; stunning “hand-painted” landscapes with amazing parallax effects; beautifully animated spinning menus that won’t make you dizzy at all, based on the most basic 3D shapes available in Unity;

If you’re not as excited as me to play this game, I can’t blame you!

I carefully selected the most jaw-dropping scene to get your mouth watering. Enjoy this beautiful scene of one of the Rockestops in the game!