Minimalism means making sound effects with your mouth.

http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-26/?action=preview&uid=5606

I have a bunch of junk installed on my Windows partition and so I don’t know if the Win32 binary will run on a normal system.

The instructions are printed to standard output, so unless you run it from a console, you won’t see any sort of text. That’s business with minimalism.