Here I stand, an aged soldier on the battlefield of gamemaking. I’ve been out here for a year now and survived through four raids. Will this be my last? I doubt it.

16 months ago I stood here as a recruit, mere cannon fodder, armed with only Game Maker 8 and my wits. But now I have learned the ins and outs of battle and I have become a warrior of Flash.

May the gods favor you, comrades, and three nights from now we may once more see the light of day.

Good luck.

Language: Flash AS3, I’m an idiot

IDE: FlashDevelop

Graphics: Paint.NET

Sound: bfxr.net || (microphone && mouth)