{"author_name":"Jlebow","cat":"LD #25","comments":[],"epoch":1355793360,"likes":3,"metadata":{"p_key":"47556","p_author":"Jlebow","p_authorkey":"19313","p_urlkey":"83221","p_title":"Return Dear Leader","p_cat":"LD #25","p_event":"LD25","p_time":"1355793360","p_likes":"3","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"19313","us_name":"Jlebow","us_username":"jlebow","event_start":"1355443200","event_key":"14","event_name":"LD25"},"text":"<p>The humans will rue the day they lured our Dear Leader into their nefarious trap.<\/p>\n <p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/2012\/12\/17\/return-dear-leader\/img_18122012_104538\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-214759\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-214759\" alt=\"IMG_18122012_104538\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_18122012_104538-300x169.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_18122012_104538-300x169.png 300w, http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_18122012_104538-550x310.png 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n <p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n <p>This Area 51 doesn&#8217;t look much like a movie studio to me.<\/p>\n <p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/2012\/12\/17\/return-dear-leader\/img_18122012_104917-1280x724\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-214794\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-214794\" alt=\"IMG_18122012_104917 (1280x724)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_18122012_104917-1280x724-300x169.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n <p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n <p>The humans seem to agree.<\/p>\n <p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/2012\/12\/17\/return-dear-leader\/img_18122012_104633-1280x724\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-214797\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-214797\" alt=\"IMG_18122012_104633 (1280x724)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_18122012_104633-1280x724-300x169.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n <p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n <p>They were no match for my superior intellect and firepower, and I quickly overwhelmed them and entered their facility. (Editors note: They are actually quite challenging. Our villain just has a talent for bravado and\u00a0exaggeration.)<\/p>\n <p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/2012\/12\/17\/return-dear-leader\/img_18122012_104214-1280x725\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-214808\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-214808\" alt=\"IMG_18122012_104214 (1280x725)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_18122012_104214-1280x725-300x169.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n <p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n <p>Funny, though, they seemed less surprised to see me than I had anticipated.<\/p>\n <p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/2012\/12\/17\/return-dear-leader\/img_18122012_104200-1280x725\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-214816\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-214816\" alt=\"IMG_18122012_104200 (1280x725)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_18122012_104200-1280x725-300x169.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n <p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n <p>How would you do preparing the Earth for an alien invasion?<\/p>\n <p>Find out:\u00a0http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/ludum-dare-25\/?action=preview&amp;uid=19313<\/p>\n <p>(Note: It&#8217;s quite challenging. Not for the faint of heart.)<\/p>\n \n <p>Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/tag\/returndearleader\/\" rel=\"tag\">ReturnDearLeader<\/a><\/p>","time":"December 17th, 2012 8:16 pm","title":"Return Dear Leader"}