{"author_name":"Jlebow","cat":"LD #25","comments":[],"epoch":1355745960,"likes":3,"metadata":{"p_key":"47728","p_author":"Jlebow","p_authorkey":"19313","p_urlkey":"83393","p_title":"People of Earth, I come in peace. NOT!","p_cat":"LD #25","p_event":"LD25","p_time":"1355745960","p_likes":"3","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"19313","us_name":"Jlebow","us_username":"jlebow","event_start":"1355443200","event_key":"14","event_name":"LD25"},"text":"

Our capsule alien’s space capsule has landed on Earth.<\/p>\n

In a pasture.<\/p>\n

Full of chickens.<\/p>\n

And one really big chicken.<\/p>\n

Because what’s a villain game without a giant chicken, right?<\/p>\n

Take a look for yourself.<\/p>\n

\"Giant<\/p>\n

It’s night time of course, so the image is a little dark (we’re tweaking that as well).<\/p>\n

And here’s what a giant chicken looks like when it’s been zapped with a\u00a0disintegration\u00a0ray.<\/p>\n

\"Chicken<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Oh, and our villain has a basic tutorial to follow as well. (Those glowing red bits are our villain’s space craft.)<\/p>\n

\"Tutorial<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

In addition to the chickens, the farmers are in. If they see you they will run to the payphone and call the Police. But at this early level, they are little more challenge than the giant chicken.<\/p>\n

So, the run down looks like this: basic systems are in. The levels are designed, and being built. The script for overhead text is being written right now, and the music and sound effects are being created.<\/p>\n

At the end of the tutorial level, our villain discovers that his Dear Leader was here on Earth 21 years ago–scouting locations to shoot his next big feature film.<\/p>\n

Among the photographs of Dear Leader giving the humans the intergalactic sign for “surrender or you will all die” (his right arm extended as if he wanted to clasp his hand with the human’s), there is also this clue as to the missing alien leader’s whereabouts.<\/p>\n

\"IMG_18122012_003416\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Tags: ReturnDearLeader<\/a><\/p>","time":"December 17th, 2012 7:06 am","title":"People of Earth, I come in peace. NOT!"}