{"author_name":"Jedi","cat":"LD #25","comments":[],"epoch":1355744640,"likes":0,"metadata":{"p_key":"47731","p_author":"Jedi","p_authorkey":"4799","p_urlkey":"83396","p_title":"I think I\u2019m close","p_cat":"LD #25","p_event":"LD25","p_time":"1355744640","p_likes":"0","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"4799","us_name":"Jedi","us_username":"jedi","event_start":"1355443200","event_key":"14","event_name":"LD25"},"text":"<p>I am realizing that my main difficulty is coming from lack of focus. I&#8217;ve determined that this must be a result of my underlying, animal, base instincts which plague all modern men. There exist dark urges which served us in ages past but have no place in modern society.<\/p>\n <p>I think, however, I have found a cure.<\/p>\n <p>I believe I can separate and remove the darkness from myself. This will leave me as a pure, focused individual, allowing me to progress rapidly on my Jam game.<\/p>\n <p>I believe the formula is perfect but there is no time for clinical trials. If I succeed, the implication for all mankind will be immeasurable. I am willing to face the consequences of personal injury if I fail.<\/p>\n <p>The tincture is ready. It is time.<\/p>\n <p>-Dr. J<\/p>","time":"December 17th, 2012 6:44 am","title":"I think I\u2019m close"}