{"author_name": "tSwitch", "cat": "LD #23", "comments": [], "epoch": 1335023880, "likes": 1, "metadata": {"p_key": "57678", "p_author": "tSwitch", "p_authorkey": "505877", "p_urlkey": "93427", "p_title": "Sharpen your Spears! – 2pm EST", "p_cat": "LD #23", "p_event": "LD23", "p_time": "1335023880", "p_likes": "1", "p_comments": "0", "p_status": "UPD5", "us_key": "505877", "us_name": "tSwitch", "us_username": "tSwitch", "event_start": "1334880000", "event_key": "10", "event_name": "LD23"}, "text": "<p>I&#8217;ve gotten spear throwing into the game in its most basic form.  You can click to throw spears and they hit meteors out of the sky, saving your pygmy brethren.</p>\n <p><a href=\"http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/2012/04/21/sharpen-your-spears-2pm-est/six/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-125135\"><img class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-125135\" src=\"http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/six-550x309.png\" alt=\"Dem speahs, mon!\" width=\"550\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"http://ludumdare.com/compo/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/six-300x168.png 300w, http://ludumdare.com/compo/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/six-550x309.png 550w, http://ludumdare.com/compo/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/six.png 1366w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" /></a></p>\n <p>spears also have gibs, how stylish.</p>", "time": "April 21st, 2012 10:58 am", "title": "Sharpen your Spears! – 2pm EST"}