Who doesn’t love job interviews?<\/p>\n
Wait… no. Damn. That’s an awful way to market my Ludum Dare\u00a0game.<\/em><\/p>\n Welcome to my job interview simulator.<\/p>\n No, that’s still awful. Think Jordan… think.<\/em><\/p>\n Want to spent several minutes talking to a pixelated green blob, in an attempt to get your\u00a0dream job as a professional shapeshifter? Of course you do!<\/p>\n Of course they do. I bet the readers of this will click the link below, play The Professional Shapeshifter, and then give it a 5 star rating in every category. Yes. My marketing is perfect.\u00a0Infallible.<\/em><\/p>\n Play The Professional Shapeshifter<\/a>.<\/p>\n Then give it those sweet sweet stars. Lots of them. Muaha.<\/em><\/p>\n \n Tags: funny<\/a>, interview<\/a>, job interview<\/a>, Perfect Game Marketing<\/a>, Professional Shapeshifter<\/a>, shapeshift<\/a>, shapeshifter<\/a><\/p>","time":"April 20th, 2016 3:13 pm","title":"Who doesn\u2019t love job interviews?"}