{"author_name":"pretzelhands","cat":"LD #20 - It's Dangerous to go Alone! Take This!","comments":[],"epoch":1304140800,"likes":2,"metadata":{"p_key":"66735","p_author":"pretzelhands","p_authorkey":"506154","p_urlkey":"102536","p_title":"I\u2019m so f*cked","p_cat":"LD #20 - It's Dangerous to go Alone! Take This!","p_event":"LD20","p_time":"1304140800","p_likes":"2","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"506154","us_name":"pretzelhands","us_username":"pretzelhands","event_start":"1304035200","event_key":"6","event_name":"LD20"},"text":"<p>That&#8217;s obviously the theme that I hoped would NOT get voted..<\/p>\n <p>I&#8217;m so proud of you guys! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n <p>*sarcasm self-test complete*<\/p>","time":"April 30th, 2011 12:20 am","title":"I\u2019m so f*cked"}