{"author_name":"Radiatoryang","cat":"LD #20 - It's Dangerous to go Alone! Take This!","comments":[{"author_name":"Switchbreak","time":"April 30, 2011 5:38 am","epoch":1304159880,"text":"This has to be the best idea anyone has had for this theme.","spam":"N"}],"epoch":1304133360,"likes":1,"metadata":{"p_key":"66796","p_author":"Radiatoryang","p_authorkey":"4369","p_urlkey":"102597","p_title":"Condom Sniper Blitz","p_cat":"LD #20 - It's Dangerous to go Alone! Take This!","p_event":"LD20","p_time":"1304133360","p_likes":"1","p_comments":"1","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"4369","us_name":"Radiatoryang","us_username":"radiatoryang","event_start":"1304035200","event_key":"6","event_name":"LD20"},"text":"

TOOLS: Unity, some random utility scripts I use<\/p>\n

DEPLOYMENT: Web<\/p>\n

GENRE: Bromantic Match3 First Person Sniper<\/p>\n

IDEA: What’s more dangerous than unprotected sex? Yowza! As WingBro, the guardian angel of bros everywhere, you have to analyze how big your buddy’s unit is and then launch an appropriately sized condom through the open window and into his hand.<\/p>\n

Concoct bizarre chain reactions where guys in adjacent hotel rooms with similarly sized peckers are climaxing to earn mega points.<\/p>\n

I’ll pair it with Ode to Joy for Peggle-like ecstasy.<\/p>","time":"April 29th, 2011 10:16 pm","title":"Condom Sniper Blitz"}