{"author_name":"stevejohnson","cat":"LD #19 - Discovery - 2010","comments":[],"epoch":1292729640,"likes":0,"metadata":{"p_key":"68078","p_author":"stevejohnson","p_authorkey":"3120","p_urlkey":"103881","p_title":"Lizard Wizard","p_cat":"LD #19 - Discovery - 2010","p_event":"LD19","p_time":"1292729640","p_likes":"0","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"3120","us_name":"stevejohnson","us_username":"stevejohnson","event_start":"1292544000","event_key":"5","event_name":"LD19"},"text":"
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Morp, a young apprentice to the aging Lizard Wizard Edrick, was woken in his sleep by his master.<\/div>\n
MORP: Nnng? Wh?<\/div>\n
EDRICK: Come, Morp. It is time for your trials.<\/div>\n
MORP: Trials? What trials?<\/div>\n
EDRICK: You are nearly ready to becom a Lizard Wizard. Now you must go on the Apprentice’s Surprise Quest.<\/div>\n
MORP: Why is it a surprise?<\/div>\n
EDRICK: Because I just love surprises!<\/div>\n
EDRICK: For other people.<\/div>\n
EDRICK: You will go into the Perlin Caves in search of enlightenment in three forms:<\/div>\n
EDRICK: Mastery of the Feet<\/div>\n
EDRICK: Mastery of the Tail<\/div>\n
EDRICK: and Mastery of the Tongue.<\/div>\n
EDRICK: You will find an artifact for each form of enlightenment. Bring them back.<\/div>\n
EDRICK: Did you get all that?<\/div>\n
MORP: I think so. To the caves!<\/div>\n <\/blockquote>\n

And so it begins.<\/p>\n \n