This is my first LD! As such I promise to:

• not pretend that my specs or software is interesting to anyone
• not pretend that people are going to adhere to the rules
• not use this fact to disregard the rules myself
• not pretend that my efforts will be rewarded in any meaningful way
• not bitch and moan about the theme or that people are not sticking to it
• not endlessly blather on about what my game could have been
• not throw it in the trash pile on saturday and see what’s on tv

This n00b can’t wait to get started!

(But if it matters for legal reasons, FlashPunk/FlashDevelop, Sfxr, Paint.NET, my drums/synths/fx boxes if I get truly inspired but I doubt I’ll have the time)