{"author_name":"Martoon","cat":"LD  #18 - Enemies as Weapons - 2010","comments":[{"author_name":"","time":"August 20, 2010 7:52 pm","epoch":1282351920,"text":"Ew.","spam":"N"},{"author_name":"Martoon","time":"August 20, 2010 8:09 pm","epoch":1282352940,"text":"Also known as Enemy&#8217;s Ass Weapons.","spam":"N"}],"epoch":1282351200,"likes":0,"metadata":{"p_key":"70059","p_author":"Martoon","p_authorkey":"2355","p_urlkey":"105879","p_title":"Enemas as weapons\u2026","p_cat":"LD  #18 - Enemies as Weapons - 2010","p_event":"LD18","p_time":"1282351200","p_likes":"0","p_comments":"2","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"2355","us_name":"Martoon","us_username":"martoon","event_start":"1282262400","event_key":"4","event_name":"LD18"},"text":"<p>Is that close enough?<\/p>","time":"August 20th, 2010 7:40 pm","title":"Enemas as weapons\u2026"}