Serious post
Okay, okay. Enough kidding.
Tools Using:
Programming: MMF2/Flixel+Flashdevelop (if game makers aren’t allowed, i don’t see them in rules so they probably are)
Art: Graphics gale+Gimp
Sound: Sfxr+audaucity (there’s another noise maker out there like sfxr right?)
Music: Most likely FL8/Milkytracker
Extra Hardware: Drawing tablet (maybe), microphone, mouse <-important