{"author_name": "F4KETHIS", "cat": "LD #35", "comments": [], "epoch": 1460860200, "likes": 0, "metadata": {"p_key": "7152", "p_author": "F4KETHIS", "p_authorkey": "18623", "p_urlkey": "42584", "p_title": "This took unreasonably long to accomplish…", "p_cat": "LD #35", "p_event": "LD35", "p_time": "1460860200", "p_likes": "0", "p_comments": "0", "p_status": "UPD5", "us_key": "18623", "us_name": "F4KETHIS", "us_username": "f4kethis", "event_start": "1460678400", "event_key": "33", "event_name": "LD35"}, "text": "<p>But I&#8217;ll be damned if I&#8217;m not whipping this marshmallow bear into shape. Now to run him through a new workout regimen.</p>\n <p><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-547185\" src=\"http://ludumdare.com/compo/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bearyhappy-269x300.gif\" alt=\"bearyhappy\" width=\"269\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http://ludumdare.com/compo/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bearyhappy-269x300.gif 269w, http://ludumdare.com/compo/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bearyhappy-768x857.gif 768w, http://ludumdare.com/compo/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bearyhappy-550x614.gif 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 269px) 100vw, 269px\" /></p>\n \n <p>Tags: <a href=\"http://ludumdare.com/compo/tag/bearyhappy/\" rel=\"tag\">bearyhappy</a></p>", "time": "April 16th, 2016 9:30 pm", "title": "This took unreasonably long to accomplish…"}