I got about three hours of sleep, then was woken up by a nightmare.

See, in the dream, I Googled Google (As I’m sure many have), and th “I’m Feeling Lucky” too me to this thing called Joogle. Joogle was apparently something my subconscious made up that performs Google searches for you. I was feeling “clever”, so I searched for Google in that. I was then informed by a crazy fullscreen popup that I was banned from using Google until I sent in an apology. In this dream, I was half-asleep in my recliner, and thus decided to write it later. I woke up from the dream, figured that I’d just nodded off in my recliner, and considered just writing the apology right there before realizing it was a dream.

Worst. Nightmare. Ever.