{"assets":[],"author_link":"author\/pov\/","author_name":"PoV","cat":"LD #11 - Minimalist - 2008","categories":["LD #11 - Minimalist - 2008"],"comments":[],"epoch":1208158860,"event":"LD11","likes":0,"metadata":{"p_key":"75981","p_author":"PoV","p_authorkey":"0","p_urlkey":"283646","p_title":"Granpa","p_cat":"LD #11 - Minimalist - 2008","p_event":"LD11","p_time":"1208158860","p_likes":"0","p_comments":"0","p_status":"WAYBACK","us_key":null,"us_name":null,"us_username":null,"event_start":"1208476800","event_key":"87","event_name":"LD11"},"source_url":"2008\/04\/14\/granpa\/","text":"<p>Well I\u2019m not new, and know I wont have a chance to enter.  I\u2019m here for the free booze.<\/p>\n<p>Bottoms up!<\/p>","time":"April 14th, 2008 7:41 am","title":"Granpa"}