Well, I gave up on the actual contest. But lately I\u2019ve really been having fun making generators (you know, web \u2018games\u2019 that randomly spit out some name like \u201cFluffyborg The Transient\u201d), so I made another that sort of fits the theme! It\u2019s not based on any particular movie, but it\u2019s not hard to see elements of every Summer blockbuster in it. Here\u2019s a \u2018screenshot\u2019:<\/p>\n
In a world\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n
Where ice cream is optional\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n
ONE woman\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n
And a boy\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n
Must face the worst disaster the world has ever known.<\/strong><\/p>\n
A Spike Lee Joint.<\/strong><\/p>\n
Coming Summer 2038 to a holotheater near you.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
The \u2018download link\u2019 is http:\/\/hamumu.com\/random.php<\/a> so go generate some previews of your own!\u00a0 I\u2019m marking this as my final entry, but I do hope to add more possibilities to it right up until the deadline.\u00a0 Luckily, the link won\u2019t be changing!\u00a0 Ah, the magic of the web.<\/p>\n
(Yes, I included both turnips and unicorns)<\/p>\n
Tags: final<\/a>, movie<\/a>, preview<\/a><\/p>","time":"July 5th, 2008 12:00 pm","title":"Movie Preview Generator"}