{"assets":[],"author_link":"author\/mrainwater\/","author_name":"mrainwater","cat":"LD #23","categories":["LD #23"],"comments":[],"epoch":1335044760,"event":"LD23","likes":6,"metadata":{"p_key":"78134","p_author":"mrainwater","p_authorkey":"0","p_urlkey":"287143","p_title":"Welcome LudumDare\u2026. to SCIENCE 101!","p_cat":"LD #23","p_event":"LD23","p_time":"1335044760","p_likes":"6","p_comments":"0","p_status":"WAYBACK","us_key":null,"us_name":null,"us_username":null,"event_start":"1334880000","event_key":"10","event_name":"LD23"},"source_url":"2012\/04\/21\/welcome-ludumdare-to-science-101\/","text":"<p>You don\u2019t go to Science 101\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>You wake up in it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/2012\/04\/21\/welcome-ludumdare-to-science-101\/splashscreen-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-128822\"><img alt=\"\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-128822\" height=\"225\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/splashscreen-300x225.png\" width=\"300\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>WELCOME TO SCIENCE 101!<\/p>\n<p>LOOK TO YOUR LEFT! NOW TO YOUR RIGHT!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><em><strong>ALL<\/strong><\/em><\/span> OF YOU WILL FAIL!<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>SCIENCE!!!!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>","time":"April 21st, 2012 9:46 pm","title":"Welcome LudumDare\u2026. to SCIENCE 101!","title_was_empty":false}