{"assets":[],"author_link":"author\/karsithe\/","author_name":"Hazel","cat":"LD #25","categories":["LD #25"],"comments":[],"epoch":1355651640,"event":"LD25","likes":8,"metadata":{"p_key":"78639","p_author":"Hazel","p_authorkey":"0","p_urlkey":"287649","p_title":"I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW","p_cat":"LD #25","p_event":"LD25","p_time":"1355651640","p_likes":"8","p_comments":"0","p_status":"WAYBACK","us_key":null,"us_name":null,"us_username":null,"event_start":"1355443200","event_key":"14","event_name":"LD25"},"source_url":"2012\/12\/16\/i-am-so-angry-right-now\/","text":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/2012\/12\/16\/i-am-so-angry-right-now\/progress1-26\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-208597\"><img alt=\"progress1\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-208597\" height=\"329\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/progress14-550x329.png\" width=\"550\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I wasn\u2019t even planning to do Ludum Dare this time but then I liked the theme so now I am making a game and the game is about wasps and man I hate wasps so much and I am so angry that I even have to think about wasps. Here are some FACTS about wasps.<\/p>\n<p>1. Wasps are the VILLAINS OF THE SKY and are more dangerous than OVER A BILLION helicopters. FACT.<\/p>\n<p>2. IF WASPS HAD THUMBS scientists estimate the human race would be extinct within less than 4.3 minutes. FACT.<\/p>\n<p>3. Wasps don\u2019t have blood, they are fuelled solely by LIQUEFIED HATE COURSING THROUGH THEIR VEINS. FACT. Also, SCIENCE.<\/p>\n<p>I hate wasps so much.<\/p>\n<p>Oh my gosh.<\/p>\n<p>So much.<\/p>","time":"December 16th, 2012 9:54 am","title":"I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW","title_was_empty":false}