15:00 < Jiggawatt> I liked the old Sheepolution better 15:01 < bitslap> so much feel 15:01 < Jiggawatt> Not this fame-dazzled abomination 15:01 < Sheepolution> What did I say wrong?! T-T 15:01 < bitslap> very heart 15:01 < Jiggawatt> Look what’s happened to you man 15:01 < Jiggawatt> We used to be friends 15:01 < Sheepolution> Am I unaware of how much this victory is changing me? 15:01 < Jiggawatt> Now you’re dumping me for some cocaine and ladies 15:01 < bitslap> i am dumping cocaine on your laides 15:02 < Jiggawatt> When we were kids, you were like “let’s make games together forever, aniki!” 15:02 < Jiggawatt> And now there’s no room for Jigga in the limo 15:02 < [popogames]nopogo> just fell asleep on my keyboard 15:03 < [popogames]nopogo> woke up at a perfect time i see 15:03 < Sheepolution> Jigga, listen to me. I want you to promise me something. 15:03 < Sheepolution> Please.. please do this for me. 15:03 < Sheepolution> If I ever touch any lady or cocaine again. 15:03 < Sheepolution> Will you kill me? 15:03 < Sheepolution> I.. I don’t want to hurt people like you any longer! 15:03 < Jiggawatt> Now there’s a promise I can keep 15:03 < Jiggawatt> C’mere bro 15:03  * Jiggawatt MANHUG 15:04  * Sheepolution HUG 15:04  * bitslap shits a brick 15:04 < Jiggawatt> (slow-motion footage) 15:04 < Jiggawatt> (cheesy emotional music) 15:05 < [popogames]nopogo> im waiting for the knife in the back hug move 15:05 < Jiggawatt> Wait what 15:05 < Jiggawatt> Where’d he go 15:05  * Sheepolution sniffs 15:05 < Jiggawatt> Suddenly I’m hugging a bag of rice 15:06 < Jiggawatt> GODDAMMIT 15:06 < Jiggawatt> He’s over there with the ladies again 15:06 < [popogames]nopogo> classic 15:06 < Sheepolution> OH SHIT 15:06 < [popogames]nopogo> clearly sniffing coke 15:06 < Sheepolution> These are just.. fans! Ludum Dare fans 15:06 < Sheepolution> OH SHIT 15:06 < Sheepolution> With bags of sugar! 15:07  * Jiggawatt MANSTAB 15:08 < Jiggawatt> Well… looks like there’s room for Jigga in the limo! 15:08 < Jiggawatt> (laugh track) 15:08 < Jiggawatt> (credits roll)

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