{"assets":[],"author_link":"author\/porpentine\/","author_name":"Porpentine","cat":"LD #27","categories":["LD #27"],"comments":[],"epoch":1377604440,"event":"LD27","likes":5,"metadata":{"p_key":"80188","p_author":"Porpentine","p_authorkey":"0","p_urlkey":"289198","p_title":"The Grassfires of Veldstar by Porpentine","p_cat":"LD #27","p_event":"LD27","p_time":"1377604440","p_likes":"5","p_comments":"0","p_status":"WAYBACK","us_key":null,"us_name":null,"us_username":null,"event_start":"1377216000","event_key":"18","event_name":"LD27"},"source_url":"2013\/08\/27\/the-grassfires-of-veldstar-by-porpentine\/","text":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/ludum-dare-27\/?action=preview&amp;uid=14425\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-289936\"><img alt=\"sp_sick_fucking_logo - Copy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-289936 aligncenter\" height=\"800\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/sp_sick_fucking_logo-Copy.png\" width=\"512\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Race through the grass! Experience the brushfires!! Get the crystals!!!<\/p>\n<p>Over ten million blades of meticulously simulated grass! Fresh grass, cool on your skin! Dry grass, quick to burn! Embrace the mystery\u2026OF <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/ludum-dare-27\/?action=preview&amp;uid=14425\">THE GRASSFIRES OF VELDSTAR<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/ludum-dare-27\/?action=preview&amp;uid=14425\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-289937\"><img alt=\"grassfires screenshot 1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-289937 aligncenter\" height=\"392\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/grassfires-screenshot-1.png\" width=\"528\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>MY ENTIRE FUCKING HEAD IS AN EYEBALL<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/ludum-dare-27\/?action=preview&amp;uid=14425\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-289938\"><img alt=\"89fd82e50a2614d41ef4b77828d77622 - Copy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-289938 aligncenter\" height=\"406\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/89fd82e50a2614d41ef4b77828d77622-Copy.png\" width=\"423\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019M A SEXY CRYSTAL WITH A HOT VOICE<\/p>","time":"August 27th, 2013 11:54 am","title":"The Grassfires of Veldstar by Porpentine","title_was_empty":false}