{"assets":[],"author_link":"author\/oreganik\/","author_name":"Ted Brown","cat":"LD #28","categories":["LD #28"],"comments":[],"epoch":1386627720,"event":"LD28","likes":6,"metadata":{"p_key":"80394","p_author":"Ted Brown","p_authorkey":"0","p_urlkey":"289404","p_title":"Guys. Gals. Bieber 4 Evar.","p_cat":"LD #28","p_event":"LD28","p_time":"1386627720","p_likes":"6","p_comments":"0","p_status":"WAYBACK","us_key":null,"us_name":null,"us_username":null,"event_start":"1386892800","event_key":"20","event_name":"LD28"},"source_url":"2013\/12\/09\/guys-gals-bieber-4-evar\/","text":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">Because then it\u2019s totally legit to turn Bieber into a Lich. Looking for love. Trying to sing with the voice he traded in for eternal life.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img alt=\"\" class=\"aligncenter\" height=\"296\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/378800000300269942\/0be333822589344e2466547db5c217c8.jpeg\" style=\"border: 1px solid black\" width=\"300\"\/><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">\u2665<\/span><\/h1>","time":"December 9th, 2013 10:22 pm","title":"Guys. Gals. Bieber 4 Evar.","title_was_empty":false}