{"assets":[],"author_link":"author\/bactopiad\/","author_name":"HacksawUnit","cat":"LD #29","categories":["LD #29"],"comments":[],"epoch":1398601980,"event":"LD29","likes":6,"metadata":{"p_key":"80399","p_author":"HacksawUnit","p_authorkey":"0","p_urlkey":"289409","p_title":"Oh no. Are those. . .","p_cat":"LD #29","p_event":"LD29","p_time":"1398601980","p_likes":"6","p_comments":"0","p_status":"WAYBACK","us_key":null,"us_name":null,"us_username":null,"event_start":"1398384000","event_key":"22","event_name":"LD29"},"source_url":"2014\/04\/27\/oh-no-are-those\/","text":"<div class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 259px\"><img alt=\"\" height=\"250\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/On68kJv.gif\" width=\"249\"\/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Yep! Bugs!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>These worms have poor eyesight, but cross in front of their\u00a0heads\u00a0and they emit a piercing \u00a0screech and charge at you, waking up all of their sleeping friends. Running into a wall or getting hit with your shotgun\u00a0will defeat them, but in large numbers they can spell your doom.<\/p>","time":"April 27th, 2014 12:33 pm","title":"Oh no. Are those. . .","title_was_empty":false}