{"author_name":"Drury","cat":"LD #35","comments":[],"epoch":1460759580,"likes":2,"metadata":{"p_key":"8042","p_author":"Drury","p_authorkey":"62808","p_urlkey":"43485","p_title":"In for the gold","p_cat":"LD #35","p_event":"LD35","p_time":"1460759580","p_likes":"2","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"62808","us_name":"Drury","us_username":"\/author\/drury\/","event_start":"1460678400","event_key":"33","event_name":"LD35"},"text":"

The last time things didn’t go as smoothly as expected and we ended up 2nd<\/strong> (-hundred)(and sixty-first), but this time is gonna be payback time<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

That’s right, and now we’ve got a NEW<\/strong> version of the Unity engine<\/strong>, locked-and-loaded.<\/p>\n

UNITY-THREE-DIMENSIONAL-FIVE-THREE-FOUR-EFF <\/strong>personal.<\/p>\n

He’s the dark crusader<\/strong> of Unity engine. He’s the underdog mutated hero<\/strong> of our generation. \u00a0Some call him JavaScript<\/strong>. Some call him UnityScript<\/strong>. Just who<\/strong> is he, anyway? I have no goddamn idea<\/strong>. And neither do you<\/strong>. But one thing is for sure – with him by my side,\u00a0we’re gonna win this<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

But what is this?! ACTUAL AUDIO?!<\/strong> That’s right, we’ve handpicked only the best quality royalty-free sound effects<\/strong> over the course of our preparation period (three minutes), and aren’t afraid to use them to blow your socks off<\/strong>!<\/p>\n

Googer, the graphics guy, still can’t use anything but MSPaint. So there’s that too.<\/p>\n

And will the time-travelling synthmaster<\/strong>\u00a0himself, Snijboer, make a return?<\/p>\n

I don’t know. He didn’t seem too keen when I asked.<\/p>","time":"April 15th, 2016 5:33 pm","title":"In for the gold"}