{"assets":[{"original":"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/mockup_3-300x122.jpg","local":"\/data\/posts\/2013\/12\/19bd92d4a6b9211ec0277ec8e8862f80.jpg"}],"author_link":"author\/dikkop\/","author_name":"Dikkop","cat":"LD #28","categories":["LD #28"],"comments":[],"epoch":1387195620,"event":"LD28","likes":10,"metadata":{"p_key":"80956","p_author":"Dikkop","p_authorkey":"0","p_urlkey":"290073","p_title":"One Coffin","p_cat":"LD #28","p_event":"LD28","p_time":"1387195620","p_likes":"10","p_comments":"0","p_status":"WAYBACK","us_key":null,"us_name":null,"us_username":null,"event_start":"1386892800","event_key":"20","event_name":"LD28"},"source_url":"2013\/12\/16\/one-coffin\/","text":"<p>Hey guys!<\/p>\n<p>Gravy is a cheap graveyardkeeper who also performs funeral ceremonies. Old ladies come to his church to see their husbands one last time before they die of heart failure themselves. There is just one problem\u2026 Gravy has only one coffin. The cheap bastard has an excellent solution to this problem though, he has a cursed crypt where the passed away husbands lay to rest. In this way he can \u201creconstruct\u201d the husbands and bring them back to the old ladies to earn his keep.<\/p>\n<p>This is the story\u00a0<span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">for our h<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">umb<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">le\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">game feat<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">uri<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">ng among other things: an\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">elevator, a\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">chandelier, a h<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">eavy shovel\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">and of course a top ha<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">t! Here<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">\u00a0is a scree<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">nsho<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">t<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em\">:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/mockup_3.jpg\" style=\"line-height: 1.5em\"><img alt=\"mockup_3\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-320671\" height=\"244\" src=\"\/data\/posts\/2013\/12\/19bd92d4a6b9211ec0277ec8e8862f80.jpg\" width=\"600\"\/><\/a><\/p>","time":"December 16th, 2013 12:07 pm","title":"One Coffin","title_was_empty":false}