Gameplay complete! Now for the polish…
Against all the odds, it looks like I have a complete (if fairly simple) game!

Look at his smug face. He’s about to die and he doesn’t even care.
Now to try and polish this thing to the skies. Music, SFX and some title/game over screens wouldn’t hurt.
Here’s a build of the game in its current form (Windows executable, rar file): Dropbox link.
See you in a few hours!
aDFP