{"assets":[],"author_link":"author\/teameagle\/","author_name":"TeamEagle","cat":"LD #34","categories":["LD #34"],"comments":[],"epoch":1449942420,"event":"LD34","likes":8,"metadata":{"p_key":"83207","p_author":"TeamEagle","p_authorkey":"0","p_urlkey":"293938","p_title":"Your wife is in labor!","p_cat":"LD #34","p_event":"LD34","p_time":"1449942420","p_likes":"8","p_comments":"0","p_status":"WAYBACK","us_key":null,"us_name":null,"us_username":null,"event_start":"1449792000","event_key":"31","event_name":"LD34"},"source_url":"2015\/12\/12\/your-wife-is-in-labor\/","text":"<p>Get to the hospital before her growing belly explodes.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"\" class=\"alignnone\" height=\"547\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/f.cl.ly\/items\/433y1H0F0K2J240R3k2t\/Image%202015-12-12%20at%2011.37.44%20pm.png?v=b7dd8bbf\" width=\"587\"\/><\/p>","time":"December 12th, 2015 5:47 pm","title":"Your wife is in labor!","title_was_empty":false}