{"assets":[],"author_link":"author\/superchihuahua\/","author_name":"SuperChihuahua","cat":"LD #36","categories":["LD #36"],"comments":[],"epoch":1472353680,"event":"LD36","likes":6,"metadata":{"p_key":"83966","p_author":"SuperChihuahua","p_authorkey":"0","p_urlkey":"294706","p_title":"This can\u2019t be good\u2026","p_cat":"LD #36","p_event":"LD36","p_time":"1472353680","p_likes":"6","p_comments":"0","p_status":"WAYBACK","us_key":null,"us_name":null,"us_username":null,"event_start":"1472169600","event_key":"35","event_name":"LD36"},"source_url":"2016\/08\/28\/this-cant-be-good\/","text":"<p>My ancient technology is manual traffic lights (Did you know that the first traffic light killed one person when it exploded?)<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"traffic light simulator\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-576288\" height=\"115\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/traffic-light-simulator-300x115.png\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/traffic-light-simulator-300x115.png 300w, http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/traffic-light-simulator-768x294.png 768w, http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/traffic-light-simulator-550x211.png 550w, http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/traffic-light-simulator.png 798w\" width=\"300\"\/><\/p>","time":"August 28th, 2016 3:08 am","title":"This can\u2019t be good\u2026","title_was_empty":false}