Young Jammers

Right out of Elementary State Testing and I am pumped! Just if you're young follow these tips to not die and/or get yourself hospitalized if you're in the process.

  1. Eat Mom's cooking Yeah, Yeah, Mom sucks at making anything more complicated than cereal, but who has time or money to go to buy yourself something to eat for 3 days? It's not like 12-year olds have jobs.

  2. Sleep like you mean it Sure it sacrifices time, but don't end up sacrificing your life. People can't live off drinking coffee and eating half a piece of toast.

  3. Don't kill yourself If you come up at a roadblock, don't smash your head into the monitor. Just work around it, whether messy or neat.

And lastly, don't end up like these guys. (Warning, I would rate this PG-13 or R if I could. It's GTA 5 for comedic sake.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCGJiBGb_vc