Mullet! Mullet! Mullet!
In movies they say that the hero is only as good as the villain...well, perhaps games are only as good as their bad guys too? With that in mind, I have used all my "programmer art" creative skills to bring you the ultimate bad guy...
Oh yeah...and I'm playing with the title being "Globe Trot" (it was my wife's idea so I'm trying to think of something better)