You can crap all over my work here!

Reasons to play and rate my game:

-It's WebGL

-The voiceovers show the darkest side of me

-Thanks to the particle count it's basically a free stress test for your GPU unless you play it on Desktop. You're welcome.

-I need those ratings like John Jonah Jameson needs a new Spiderman photo.

PS edit: Stop asking me for sexual favors in return for higher ratings. I'm not falling for that again.