{"author_name": "GeeItSomeLaldy", "cat": "LD #34", "comments": [], "epoch": 1450378380, "likes": 2, "metadata": {"p_key": "9579", "p_author": "GeeItSomeLaldy", "p_authorkey": "40246", "p_urlkey": "44799", "p_title": "Eva Ness goes to Hell is a terrible game", "p_cat": "LD #34", "p_event": "LD34", "p_time": "1450378380", "p_likes": "2", "p_comments": "0", "p_status": "UPD5", "us_key": "40246", "us_name": "GeeItSomeLaldy", "us_username": "/author/geeitsomelaldy/", "event_start": "1449792000", "event_key": "31", "event_name": "LD34"}, "text": "<p>Seriously. I just made a terrible game.</p>\n <p>Saturday morning. 2 am. Walking home from my friends house warming. The themes come up.</p>\n <p>&#8216;Hah.&#8217; I thought, &#8216;Growing&#8230; what if I did a game where you grow wings?&#8217;</p>\n <p>&#8216;Two button controls? I can totally make a platform game with two buttons.&#8217;</p>\n <p>Can I f***.</p>\n <p>Mouse aiming. Left button leap forward. Right button fire your uzi. What a piece of sh&#8230; Genius.</p>\n <p>Maybe I should just stop making platform games.</p>\n <p>You can play and rate this travesty here:</p>\n <p><a href=\"http://ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-34/?action=preview&amp;uid=40246\">http://ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-34/?action=preview&amp;uid=40246</a><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\"> </span></p>\n <p>&nbsp;</p>\n \n <p>Tags: <a href=\"http://ludumdare.com/compo/tag/travesty/\" rel=\"tag\">travesty</a></p>", "time": "December 17th, 2015 1:53 pm", "title": "Eva Ness goes to Hell is a terrible game"}