{"author_name": "karlipoppins", "cat": "LD #34", "comments": [], "epoch": 1450289280, "likes": 2, "metadata": {"p_key": "9635", "p_author": "karlipoppins", "p_authorkey": "43949", "p_urlkey": "44856", "p_title": "The Drunken Executioner", "p_cat": "LD #34", "p_event": "LD34", "p_time": "1450289280", "p_likes": "2", "p_comments": "0", "p_status": "UPD5", "us_key": "43949", "us_name": "karlipoppins", "us_username": "karlipoppins", "event_start": "1449792000", "event_key": "31", "event_name": "LD34"}, "text": "<p>You are Eugene, the executioner. And you have a drinking problem.</p>\n <p>Luckily for you, the most beloved King has entrusted you with the important tool to educate the people: <strong>the death penalty</strong>&#8230;</p>\n <p><img src=\"https://cdn.pbrd.co/images/56arLvl.gif\" alt=\"Preview\" /></p>\n <p><a href=\"http://ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-34/?action=preview&amp;uid=43949\">Play it here!</a></p>", "time": "December 16th, 2015 1:08 pm", "title": "The Drunken Executioner"}